Marco Madness #3

Marco: the other day my work crush was disgusted to see that i eat the cartilage of the chicken bone Andy: well it’s not normal Marco: how is it not normal Marco: its very edible Marco: “I’m sorry your weak, girly teeth are too pathetic to bite through some simple cartilage.” Andy: because it has [...]

Marco Madness #2

Marco: i cant believe ive been too scared to talk to a girl Marco: thats still a kid practically Lauren: yes Graham: when are you going to see a psychologist anyway Lauren: yes Marco: i dont need that Graham: what do you need Marco: i need acting classes maybe Graham: that’s not really a better [...]

Marco Madness #1

Marco: ok guys Marco: when i was 13 we visited a family friends new townhouse Marco: while they were looking in the bedroom i frotted the carpet at the edge of the kitchen until climax Marco: this was like less than 5 min Graham: wow that’s really sick Marco: yeah haha apophis dd: you should [...]